Senator John Ensign of Nevada has admitted to an extra-marital affair with a former campaign staff member. This follows a trend lately among senators, who seem to have trouble controlling their members.
The woman with whom he had the affair was married, but since she didn’t get pregnant and Ensign’s wife didn’t have cancer at the time, he’s still the most moral senator we’ve got.
An outspoken conservative, Ensign has been critical of President Obama’s pro-union legislation and stimulus package, while at the same time ignoring his own marital union in favor of other stimulus.
The Republicans are still proud of Ensign, because at least his affair was with a woman.
If his wife throws him out, Larry Craig has already offered to let Ensign sleep over.
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