“Talk Liked By Egyptians”

President Obama delivered a speech at the University of Cairo in Egypt today, addressing the world’s Muslim population, saying it was time to “seek a new beginning” with the United States. So, first, we just split all the oil equally…

Critics worry that Obama’s efforts to ally with the Muslin world could sell Israel’s interests down the river. Some think it won’t come to that; others say he’s in d’Nile.

Following his speech, Obama toured the pyramids of Giza. While standing at the foundation of the biggest, admiring the giant, old structure, he instinctively offered it a federal bailout.

Obama did not seem interested in viewing any of the 3,000 year old mummies in the region. He felt no need to see them, having previously been up close to John McCain.