“Raw Deal”

Nestle has issued a recall of its Toll House cookie dough products after dozens of reports of illness. The CDC says that the sick people who ate raw cookie dough may be suffering from E. coli. Normally, the people eating raw cookie dough are only suffering from boredom, loneliness, or a recent break-up.

The more common illness associated with eating raw cookie dough is catching a cold from standing in front of the open refrigerator in the middle of the night.

If you eat a lot of cookie dough AND you think the E. coli scare is some sort of conspiracy, you are smoking too much pot.