Wednesday, June 24, 2009

“Tales from the Cryptic”

Former Vice President Dick Cheney is working on a memoir for Simon & Shuster. In his book, Cheney will discuss the breadth of his political experience, his role in the Bush administration’s policies, and of course, the structural plans for the Galactic Empire’s Death Star.

Cheney is writing the book for a non-disclosed sum, presumably from a non-disclosed location.

The book will include career-spanning stories from his time as President Ford’s chief of staff to his vice-presidency, and will even feature a special how-to chapter about shooting a guy in the face.

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