“Turning over a New Leaf”

The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration is considering a nationwide ban on salvia, a powerful hallucinogenic plant known as “magic mint.” Already restricted in 11 states, it’s the first drug that freshens breath while you trip.

The crop comes from Mexico and has become popular due to Internet demonstrations of its use. The government, of course, was totally shocked to learn that drugs are coming into the U.S. from Mexico.

The drug’s psychedelic properties can be experienced from a leaf extract or from smoking it. Unfortunately for some smokers, because it is magic mint, there is no flavor that isn’t menthol.

The powerful hallucinogenic effects of the drug give a whole new meaning to being in mint condition.