Wednesday, June 10, 2009

“Great White Alba Core” or “Shark Attack”

Jessica Alba has been accused of defacing public property in Oklahoma City by gluing up unauthorized posters depicting the plight of the great white shark, whose population is decreasing. Alba apologized for her lapse of judgment, which covers this incident as well as her part in the movie Good Luck Chuck.

Alba’s efforts may still have had her intended effect, however, because, since her posters went up, not one great white shark has been killed in Oklahoma City.

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