Friday, June 26, 2009

“Michael”

A former child star you may remember, Michael Jackson of a musical group called The Jackson 5, died in Los Angeles Thursday at the age of 50. Unbeknownst to many, Jackson enjoyed a solo career as an adult and still has a cult fan base to this day.

Since the circumstances of Michael Jackson’s death are so mysterious, a full police investigation is underway. Until that is completed, everything in his house is to be left unmolested.

Jackson will be buried in his favorite and most formal suit: an orange, marching band uniform, sequined from top to bottom.

Until decisions are made regarding Michael’s children and belongings, his estate is being managed by Bubbles the chimp.

Conspiracy theorists are saying that Michael’s death is a hoax, and he’s just holding us all over the rail of the balcony.

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