“Carnival Thrill Ride”

Dozens of passengers received minor injuries Wednesday when a Carnival Cruise ship was forced to make a hard turn to avoid an object in front of the ship. Carnival made sure that anyone injured received 2-star medical care.

The hard leaning of the ship that caused the injuries is no cause for passengers to sue, the line says. In fact, signs everywhere on the ship specifically state, Carnival encourages tipping.

On the brighter side, passengers who fell were saved from a far worse fate: joining a Conga line.