“Frozen Beef”

Meat companies are blaming a sharp rise in the cost of beef on the harsh winter. It was a cold winter for cattle…
It was so cold, when they slaughtered the cows, the meat was already frozen.

It was so cold, steers were complaining that their horns were suffering from shrinkage.

It was so cold, dairy cows were giving ice cream.

It was so cold, cows wanted to be grilled, just to be close to the fire.

It was so cold, cows were wearing leather jackets.

It was so cold, bulls were charging at bullfighter’s capes just for their warmth.

Their teeth chattered so loud, you couldn’t hear the cows’ bell.

The cows were shivering so much, they gave milk shakes.

The cattle shivered so much that they were turned into beef herky-jerky.

There may be more cow jokes here, but I think I’ve milked it for all its worth.

If you don't like stories or jokes like these, don't have a cow.

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/04/beef-prices-shoot-up-after-harsh-winter/1