“The Color of Money”

http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/2010-04-21-new-100_N.htm?csp=hf

The newly redesigned $100 bill, slated to go into circulation next February, was unveiled Wednesday in Washington. The bill still features a large portrait of Benjamin Franklin, but after all these years, he has finally gotten rid of the mullet.

The new bills will be distributed to the nation’s larger banks, who will then begin to circulate the bills through embezzlement by their executives.