“Court Limiting Freedom of Slurred Speech?”

A federal appeals court has upheld a Virginia ban on alcohol ads in college newspapers. Experts say that this will result in college students cutting down on partying, if your definition of partying is reading ads in newspapers.

When in public, instead of using a plain paper bag, college students can now wrap their liquor bottles in a college newspaper without fear that ads for booze might give them away.

Fortunately, students will still be allowed to read their college newspaper while drunk.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/education/2010-04-12-IHE-alcohol-ads_N.htm