“Kyrgyzstan Coup Spells Trouble”

The opposition party in the Asian nation of Kyrgyzstan claims to have taken control of the government, forcing the resignation of the Prime Minster. Their take-over strategy was simple: They took control of all the consonants in Kyrgyzstan, leaving the vowels no choice but to fall in line.

Yesterday, the opposition had taken over through day-long demonstrations of unrest in the streets which turned violent, with damage costs adding up to over $7.

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