“Duchess Down”

Prince Charles’ wife, Camilla, the Duchess of Wales, broke her leg while hiking in Scotland Thursday. Charles intends to shoot her, rather than let the poor creature suffer.

Fortunately, Camilla still has the other 3 good legs to walk on.

Camilla was taken to the hospital where X-Rays confirmed a fracture, necessitating a cast for the next 6 weeks. This, of course, is all code for royal, elective, plastic surgery.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-04-08-camilla_N.htm