Thursday, April 1, 2010

“Chocolate Hearts”

A study in Germany has found that small amounts of chocolate can help control blood pressure and protect the heart. Said Oprah Winfrey: “America, this is why I eat so. Much. Chocolate. I’m taking care of 100 million women’s Heaaaarrts!”

This will prove to be a boon for next year’s Valentine’s Day candy, which thrives on chocolate-filled hearts.

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