Buckingham Phallus"

While at Buckingham Palace, President and Mrs. Obama are staying in the same suite where Prince William and Kate Middleton stayed on their wedding night.  Since being told that, all the Obamas can picture is two British people having quick, silent, awkward sex on their bed.

Still, that’s much better than being forced to stay in place that was the honeymoon suite for Price Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles.  Ew.