“Navy Blue”

Under pressure from Congress, the U.S. Navy has reversed a decision that would have authorized its chaplains to perform gay marriages.  This is unfortunate, as Navy chaplains have long considered it their duty to help bring their seamen together.

Of course, chaplains who performed gay weddings would have been given the honorary rank of Rear Admiral.

Congress still supports gays in the military, saying that gay personnel make up some of out most decorated officers.