Thursday, May 19, 2011

“What’s Gaga Brewing?”


Starbucks is teaming up with Lady Gaga for a major cross-promotional publicity campaign.  They really had no choice, since both entities are already everywhere.

Apparently, Starbucks will provide the coffee beans, which Gaga will then bump and grind.

As part of the Starbucks deal, Gaga’s music will be strong, sensual, and overpriced.

Gaga’s only complaint about Starbucks coffee was this: “When I drink too much coffee, it really makes me have to pee a lot… through my penis.”

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