“Flying High”

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post/2011/05/unruly-flier-boston-delta/169730/1?csp=hf

A drunk passenger aboard a Delta flight to Boston was arrested after trying to open an emergency door mid-flight Tuesday night.  The incident shows how times have changed.  In the old days, when a Boston flight had a drunk, unruly passenger, a flight attendant would just have to say, “Let’s get you back to your seat in First Class, Mr. Kennedy.”

The arrested man appeared to be intoxicated when he tried to open the emergency exit door, but he was obviously sober enough to do anything possible try to avoid any in-flight movie starring Nicolas Cage.