Friday, May 6, 2011

“Teacher Testing” or “Virtually Unprepared”


A survey conducted for the Dept. of Homeland Security revealed that teachers lack the training needed to teach online safety and security.  Wishing to remain anonymous, the teachers refused to give their names, and only provided their social security numbers, credit card information, and back account username and password.

As a thank you for answering the survey, the teachers will receive thousands of email messages advertising get-rich-quick schemes, weight-loss plans, and penis enlargement products.

After finding out just how insidious and dangerous the technology is in the world today, most of the teachers wish that they had just taken the blue pill instead of the red one.

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