Carrie Fisher has said that she has lost 30 lbs. on the Jenny Craig weight loss program. At her former weight, she looked less like Princess Leia and more like Jabba the Hutt.
Of her appearance before she started the diet program, Darth Vadar said, “Obi-Wan was wise to hide her.”
Carrie said she loves her new body, and Han Solo said, “I know.”
Her weight had created a great disturbance in The Force, which is what Star Wars nerds call their regret over their masturbation fantasies.
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