Wednesday, May 4, 2011

“Bear Facts”


Police reported that black bears that commonly roam New Jersey’s western hills appeared to have wandered and have been sighted along the Jersey Shore.  Either that or Snooki forgot to shave her back.

It could have been worse.  It could have been Snooki, bare.

The bears have been migrating due to a shrinking habitat.  They bears are adapting to their new surroundings by drinking and working on their tans.

Experts have said that the bears wandered to the Shore looking for either food or a reality show spin-off.

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