“Old School”

This week, an 80-year-old man graduated from college.  Now he’ is going to retire, since there are no jobs anyway.

He was old for college.  His days wearing a toga weren't at Fraternity parties.  They were in Ancient Rome.

His textbook for his Ancient Cultures class was his own high school yearbook.

Tell me if this is old: the Paleontology department got a grant to study him.

You could tell he was old by college standards.  He considered his 3:00pm class Night School.