A Bank of America customer has filed a lawsuit for bad service, suing for $1784 billion, trillion. The man claims to have like, a ka-jillion supporters.
The bank has asked the man to drop the suit, and they offer their apology- times infinity!
The man wants the money delivered to his top secret tree fort in his backyard.
The bank said he can have the money, but only if he carries it all out himself, in pennies.
Rumor has it the U.S. government may not only allow the suit, but will award the full amount to the plaintiff, just to get their cut in tax money.
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