Wednesday, September 16, 2009

“Burglary and Buggery” or “Double the Stubble”

A gay porn star and his twin brother faced burglary charges in Philadelphia Thursday for cutting a hole in the roof of a beauty shop to break in. They were caught when, out of habit, they filmed themselves penetrating the hole.

They could have targeted any type of business for their heist, but chose a beauty shop because it was the most stereotypical.

They broke in because, unlike their movies, the back door was not wide open.

Once the hole in the roof was made, and the gay porn actor was the first to go down.

The idea of prison brought both men to their knees.

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