“Kate Plus Eight Is Enough”

The popular reality show Jon & Kate Plus Eight is being renamed Kate Plus Eight due to the break-up of the marriage. Kate will be getting physical custody of the children, while Jon will be getting physical with other women.

Despite allegations of infidelity on both sides, the real issue between the couple was which one of them was a bitch and which was just acting like one.

The network confirms that Jon will still be part of the show, meaning a check made out to him will be split eight ways for child support.

Jon and Kate both still have an exclusive arrangement with TLC, but then again, they both also used to have an exclusive arrangement with each other.

TLC briefly considered calling the show Bitch and a Bunch o’ Babies.

Producers were conflicted about which parent to feature more since their split, but ultimately it came down to showcasing what the audience really wants to see: Kate’s horrible hair.