“Duvall Unzipped his Lip… and More”

California Assemblyman Mike Duvall has resigned over a videotape scandal wherein the married state legislator bragged about his sexual exploits. These days, if you’re a Republican and you don’t brag about the women you’re sleeping with, everyone assumes you’re gay.

Duvalls recorded comments including graphic statements about a lobbyist mistress who wears “eye-patch underwear.” The patch, it is presumed, was worn at the capital to prevent obvious winking.