Wednesday, September 2, 2009

“Product 19” or "But Who's Counting?"

Michelle Duggar, the mom from 18 Kids and Counting, is pregnant with her 19th child. Duggar may become a world record holder, both for her number of kids and for being the only woman in the world who can stand up straight and have her vagina touch the floor.

Michelle says the only disadvantage to having a reality show is constantly being surrounded by so many strangers. At which point her husband reminded her, “Those are our children.”

Duggar says that fans of her reality show don’t ask her for her autograph, they just walk up to her and impregnate her.

Michelle and her TV time have actually caused the Octomom to suffer from p**sy envy.

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