In Indonesia, a woman gave birth to a 19.2 lb. baby boy. She has decided to name him, “I Hate You.”
The mother didn’t just have a cesarean section, she had the whole cesarean.
Actually, the operation was simple. The doctor just made one cut and then the baby stepped out.
Doctors trying to explain how the baby got to be so heavy said that most babies move and kick a lot in the womb, but this one just played video games.
The baby appeared healthy to hospital staff before it broke through the walls and began eating people.
The baby will soon be starring in a remake of Honey, I Blew Up the Kid.
Though it’s controversial, the parents plan on raising the child as a human.
Since bonding with the mother right away is important, the mom has been constantly letting her new son carry her around in his arms.
The parents can’t wait for the baby to say his first words, “Fe, fi, fo, fum.”
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