Tuesday, September 8, 2009

“Made Up News”

Caster Semenya, the South African track and field champion who underwent gender testing last month to prove she’s a woman has now gotten a makeover and is trying to appear more feminine. For instance, she’s copying moves from Ryan Seacrest.

She’s also borrowing clothes from the Jonas brothers.

Caster has bought new dresses, begun wearing makeup, and even shaved around her penis.

Maybe experts wouldn’t be so cynical about Semenya if she didn’t have the word ‘semen’ right in her name.

Even though gender testing can be embarrassing, Caster doesn’t seem to mind the testers any more than they mind the testes.