Wednesday, September 2, 2009

“Brawl with a Drawl”

In suburban Memphis, 31 high school students are being charged for organizing and participating in a Fight Club. Of course, that’s nothing compared to what’s going to happen to them for talking about Fight Club.

Experts say it makes sense that these high school boys might set up a Fight Club as depicted in the 1999 movie, suburban Tennessee kids typically live 10 years in the past.

Saddest of all, not one of them even remotely resembles Brad Pitt.

Authorities are pleased to say that the fight club has been completely disbanded and no one will ever hear anything about it ever again… sir.

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