“Animal Magnetism”

The state of Tennessee is prosecuting its first 3 cases where charges stem from bestiality, one of them involving a sex act with a horse. The laws have been on the books for 2 years, but someone is finally pulling in the reins.

Once case involves a man and woman having sexual contact with a dog. They claim that a dog is man’s best friend-with-benefits.

Due TO laws banning animal sex being enforced, a lot more Tennessee residents are going to be making day trips to Kentucky.

The law makes it a felony to engage in any sexual activity with any animal. As a side effect, Tennessee has probably seen the last of Richard Gere and his gerbils.

Animal rights advocates have been divided. Overall they support the laws’ enforcement, but they say it unfairly discriminates against the nature of the horny toad.

In the case involving the horse, the accused insists that by wearing that leather saddle and short, teasing mini-blanket, the horse was “just asking for it.”

Of the 3 pending cases in the state, 1 horse and 2 dogs were involved, making the sheep think they must not be pretty enough.

These types of crimes are considered animal cruelty. If there is a lesson here, it is, “Love your pets… platonically.”