Biologists in Australia have confirmed the cause of the steady decline in the world’s frog population, a fungal infection that reduces electrolyte levels. Because of this, the frogs are demanding universal public healthcare.
The discovery of the true cause dispels another controversial theory that the frogs were being kissed by AIDS-infected princesses.
The disharmony in nature between the amphibians and this fungus has also resulted in a demand by both that no mushroom be called a toadstool.
This is the most serious amphibian disease since toads' congenital warts.
Sadly, even if a cure is found, frogs will continue to croak.
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