Friday, October 16, 2009

“Green Light District”

A legal brothel in Germany is offering a discount to customers who bike or use public transit to get there. Of course, if a man has to bike or ride the bus, it explains why he wasn’t getting laid in the first place.

The brothel says they are trying to go green. Customers who got a really ugly prostitute also reported turning green.

The downside for byciclists traveling to the brothel is that now they have to do twice as much pumping.

Environmental prostitutes in Germany seem to be a contradiction. If a frog with a German name, Kermit, taught us anything, it’s that being green means not being easy.

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