“Less Air”

U.S. Airways has announced that they are cutting 1,000 jobs. Cutting flight attendants was inevitable, since there are no more in-flight meals, pillows, or blankets; all they do is hand out earphones to passengers who don’t have an iPod.

In an act of mercy, laid-off employees will be allowed to stay on the plane they are on until it lands.

Northwest airlines made no such announcement, but is keeping an eye on all pilots with scheduled flights to Minneapolis.