Thursday, October 15, 2009

“Big Gay Boat Ride”

A husband and wife are suing Italy’s Grimaldi cruise line after being booked on a gay vacation cruise. The couple was embarrassed, they say, especially since they were the least fashionable and worst dancers on the ship.

The couple realized that they had accidentally been booked on a gay cruise after meeting several men in sailing uniforms, none of whom were part of the crew.

The name Grimaldi cruise Lines doesn’t automatically suggest a gay theme, but the name Princess Cruises was already taken.

The straight passengers had no complaints about the comfort or size of the ship; just the motion in the ocean.

It became obvious that it was a gay cruise when all the passengers inspected each other from bow to stern.

Because it was a gay cruise, passengers took Dramamine to absorb the drama.

There were dangers on the gay cruise. One passenger put on eyeliner, and next thing you know, dozens of gay witnesses say he went overboard.

The entire cruise was full of gay themed events. The only way it could have been more gay was if it had been Tom Cruise.

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