Wednesday, October 21, 2009

“Wants to be Wanted”

A suspected drug captain and killer on the FBI’s “Most Wanted” list has changed his appearance to elude capture. He has had plastic surgery and changed his fingerprints. The FBI understands the facial surgery, but was surprised by the breast implants.

On the bright side, the suspect feels prettier now and prefers to be called “Kimberly.”

The alleged criminal and gang leader, whose name is Eduardo Revelo, even went so far as to get a tattoo that says “Not Eduardo Revelo.”

The FBI says he is also laundering money, but as the clock is ticking, he may get impatient and take it out before the rinse cycle is done.

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