“Motivationary Speaker”

Former President George W. Bush has been booked as the special guest speaker at a “Get Motivated” business seminar in Fort Worth, TX. Many Bush fans plan to attend to hear him speak, and even more Bush critics plan to attend to see if he can speak.

Bush is a logical choice at a motivational event. After all, if he could become the President of the United States, surely anyone can.

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell will also attend the event, likely to help Bush with things like remembering to face the audience, not to wander offstage while speaking, and go to the bathroom before the speech, or after, but not during.

Bush agreed to the appearance because he loves his native Texas and likes the word “seminar.”