Monday, October 19, 2009

“Helium Delirium”

The Colorado family whose 6-year-old was though to be in a balloon last week may face charges over what authorities now believe to have been a hoax. Apparently, at the time, the alien spaceship-shaped balloon hadn’t been enough.

To escape arrest, the father, Richard Keene, will hide in the attic of his garage until he gets his own reality show.

If Keene does get his own show, instead of one based on his storm-chasing experiences, it will be called “Cell-Block of Love.”

Whether or not they actually broke any laws, the country’s attention is still on the family, and everyone thinks the father is a jerk. So, you’re welcome, Jon Gosselin.

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