Friday, August 13, 2010

“The Best Research, Period.”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-08-13-menstrual-period-brain_N.htm?csp=hf

Researchers in Taiwan found abnormalities in the brains of women suffering from menstrual cramps. The researchers used brain scans to detect the abnormalities, which were confirmed when the women then cussed them out and tried to kill them.

The researchers went over budget for the study, because they had to keep buying the test subjects wine and ice cream.

Subjects of the study called the researchers brilliant, considerate, stupid, insensitive jerks.

The women who participated in the study were pleased to have their symptoms validated. Then they were angry. Then they were sorry they snapped. Then they got depressed. Then they felt better, but cried anyway.

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