Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren announced their finalized divorce in a joint statement. Lawyers speculate that the two will share custody of their 2 children, but in exchange for the family home, Elin will give Tiger his cell phone back.
Tiger will be turning his attention back to his swinging.
Tiger will go back to focusing on his career in golf, but only because it gets him so much tail.
Tiger has not spoken publicly since the statement was issued because he’s been having sex non-stop.
Elin is trying to take it all in stride, and the thing that is helping the most is hundreds of millions of dollars.
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