Thursday, August 26, 2010

“Government Cover-Up”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/08/cover-up-calif-assembly-vetoes-women-with-bare-shoulders/1

The California Assembly is working out a dress code to require women in the assembly chamber to cover bare shoulders with a sweater or jacket, just as men must wear a coat and tie. Legislators assure, however, that the new rules will not interfere with their off-site wet t-shirt contests.

This new measure means that committee chairmanships can no longer be decided by a swimsuit competition.

Pantsuits, as always, will be acceptable by all standards except those pertaining to fashion.

Though shoulder-covering blouses or outer garments will be required, pants or skirts will still be optional so as not to interfere with requisite ass-kissing.

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