“Two Worlds, but They Don’t Collide”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2010/08/naasa-kepler-space-mission-planets/1

For the first time outside our solar system, NASA has discovered 2 planets orbiting the same star, in the Lyra constellation, 2,000 light years away. Republicans are already trying to shelter pre-tax money there in off-shore accounts.

Arizona is already watching out for any planetary inhabitants trying to enter the state illegally.

President Obama has already offered both planets free healthcare.

We haven’t declared war on either planet yet, but will send thousands of American troops to each as a peace-keeping force.