Thursday, August 5, 2010

“Happy Birthday, Mr. President”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/theoval/post/2010/08/obama-and-the-march-of-time/1
Today is President Obama’s birthday. Said a conspiracy theorist: “Or at least it would be if he had a birth certificate.”

Obama turns 49, so now he’s old enough to hear Rahm Emanuel speak, uncensored.

Obama admits he is a lot more gray than he was last year. But some argue he was never all that black to begin with.

The president blew out the candles on his cake and wished for a trillion dollars.

To celebrate, Obama had a huge party, but a minority opposition prevented them from doing anything.

To save money at his birthday bash, the confetti was made out of 91,000 secret Afghan war documents.

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