“A Night in Paris’s House”

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Police arrested a man who broke into Paris Hilton’s house early Tuesday morning, allegedly armed with knives. Paris tweeted about the incident but did not reveal how many times she had sex with the man before the cops showed up.

Paris was not comforted by the fact that the man was taken to jail, because jail is a place where everyone gets out, like, after only a few days, right?

One report says that Paris was in no danger, because the man was only willing to kill a virgin or a genius.