“Health is Going South”

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/weightloss/2010-08-04-obesity04_ST_N.htm
The CDC says that over 30% of people in 9 Southern states are obese. Their recommendation: stay out of the South.

The US obesity problem is so severe, the government will replace the Bible Belt with a Lap Band.

Unfortunately, these facts were sandwiched between others and the public ate the sandwich.

The obesity rate does finally appear to be slowing, but only because obese people can’t move any faster.

One theory as to why there are fewer and fewer thin, healthy people is that fat people have begun eating them.