Monday, August 30, 2010

“Clemons: Not Playing Ball”

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/dailypitch/post/2010/08/roger-clemens-arraignment-pleads-not-guilty/1

Famed former pitcher Roger Clemons pleaded not guilty to 6 charges related to lying to and obstruction of Congress in a Washington federal court. Clemons showed no emotion, as opposed to giving an enhanced performance.

The prosecution’s evidence suggests that Clemons used steroids and denied it to Congress while under oath. Clemons plea went straight over the plate and was clocked at over 100 mph.

If convicted, Clemens could get up to 21 months in federal prison, which is a relief to Clemons, since he never thought he’d get to wear a striped uniform again.

The court will hear the case pertaining to Lying to Congress. No word yet on whether or not they will hear the case of Congress lying to America.

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