“Master Race Car”

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2010-08-16-gibson-crash_N.htm

Over the weekend, Mel Gibson crashed his Maserati into a hillside in Malibu. Gibson was not injured, and alcohol was not believed to be a factor, but Gibson is certain the hillside was being controlled by the Jews.

Unfortunately, there is no audio tape to tell us if Mel had previously threatened to take a sports car to the side of his own head or to bury himself in a hillside.

Some suspect Mel may have crashed the Maserati on purpose, in anger. The car was supposed to meet him for sex at the Jacuzzi, but it had been too tired.