Tuesday, January 5, 2010

“Big Rush”

Rush Limbaugh says he will return to his radio show as early as Wednesday, following his hospitalization for chest pains last week. Rush says he has no heart problem. Most democrats say that statement is half right.

Rush was taken to the hospital following a 911 emergency call. This prompted Democrats, for the first time, to wish that this country had no health care whatsoever.

Rush claims there is nothing wrong with his heart, but that’s based on his view that anyone more liberal than him has a constantly bleeding heart.

Limbaugh contends that his chest pains were merely caused by an over-stretching of his enormous man-boobs.

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