“Mass Interest”

Republican Scott Brown won the Massachusetts special election to fill Ted Kennedy’s U.S. Senate seat. His opponent, Martha Coakley had said a Republican could win in Massachusetts like California needed tornado warnings.

Brown’s daughter Ayla is a former American Idol contestant who had made it to the top 16 in season 5. In retrospect, Martha Coakley wishes she had adopted Chris Daughtry.

Scott Brown has been open about being a nude model many years ago, when he was trying to pay for school. His admission was refreshing, since most Republicans wait to get caught with their pants down.

In a celebratory speech, Brown got carried away and told supporters that his 2 college-age daughters were “available.” Brown quickly said he was kidding and corrected himself. He meant to say that they were “for sale.”