A man who removed his clothes and began jogging naked near the White House was taken into custody by Secret Service Wednesday. Apparently, he thought the 2nd Amendment extended to ‘the right to bare buns.’
It was a cold 35 degrees in Washington, DC Wednesday, and though it was unknown how current economic hardships were affecting the man, he appeared to have frozen assets.
The man may not be criminally charged, but could face a stiff fine, among other things.
The naked man was brought in for psychiatric evaluation. Doctors told him, “One look at you and we can see you’re nuts.”
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